Mississippi lunch break
a 6 pack of budweiser, 1 mikes hard lemonade and 2 forty’s of king cobra. all purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
yo tae tae, i’m gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? yeah g, lemme get a mississippi lunch break! sh-t tae, i’ll get us both one!
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