Missouri Muskrat
when during s-x, the male slides his scr-t-m into his partner’s -n-s and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.
eddie wanted to attempt a “missouri muskrat” with his girlfriend janice.
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