misstache


a womans hairy upper lip.
dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!
a lady moustache.

visable hair on a woman’s upper lip.
“dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to”
a female moustache.
“did you check out the size of that chick’s misstache?”
the ultimate name for a bad mustache. sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.
the terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.
that fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women…. often more pr-nounced in brunette’s. can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!
girl – hmm… i think you better wax your top lip, you’ve got a bit of a miss-tache going on!

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