Mistavega


adj. a rampant h-m-s-xual, s-xually deprived kid.

subjective noun. somone that has an iq of a lamp post.

(v) the act of being a r-t-rd.
man… that troll is such a mistavega.

you know, that pole has an iq equivallent of mistavega.

quit being such a mistavega and speak with some intelligence please.

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