MISTER DELICIOUS
a rather large male who never turns down a bite to eat, daydreams of food, and actually calls his friends to discuss every possibility of any of that day’s meals.
im not answering this phone call so that mister delicious can tell me about all the ways he will make love to a beef sandwich using an insane amount of my anytime minutes
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