Mister Lairs


he was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. his standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every christmas killing innocent citizens. the only person he has ever seen as “nice” was dr. sandman, his creator.
mister lairs is watching you!

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