Mitchell McCosker
a sweet, smart, caring young man with mad ninja skills who will always be there for you when you need him. he gives great advice, but is happy to let you make your own decisions. while he may get protective of the people he cares about, it is only because they mean so much to him. an invaluable friend and even better boyfriend, a mitch-ll mccosker will prove to be one of the greatest people you will ever know.
girl 1: about getting asked out by a boy i was so unsure, i mean he’s been my friend for ages. i don’t want to mess that up.
girl 2: so you turned him down?
girl 1: heck no! he’s a real mitch-ll mccosker and i’m not stupid.
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an acronym for mackin’ it with your cousin guy 1: “did you go to the farm this week?” guy 2: “yeah dude, i was miwkin’ all day!”
- Gurtch
noun: someone who can play video games online when there is a lot of lag however, when it returns to normal, they suck. man1: dude there is so much lag! man2: i know but i’m kicking -ss, my kill/death streak is 37-0. -lag goes away- man2: d-mn, now my kill/death is 37-34 man1: wow, you’re […]
- Gut shuffling
the insertion of a p-n-s into the v-g-n- in such a fashion that the womans guts are “shuffled”. “hey man i wanna do some gut shuffling tonight” “thanks for the gut shuffling” “every day i’m shuffling” “my guts could really use a good shuffling”
- gutterfinger
what happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting “between the cracks” of the keys. a play on “b-tterfinger” and “gutterball”, and the dictionary meaning of “gutter”. why do i keep on getting “ansewr” for “answer”? it […]
- gut-top
a laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual. i was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see matt working on his gut-top. man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his […]