mk5
fifth generation of golf/jetta made from 2003-2009. they became available in europe in 2003, but weren’t available in the states until 2006
the mk5 r32’s are soft
the literal meaning is “five seconds from seriously losing it.” it is generally a word used to describe someone who is ‘on edge.’ they are at the point just before having a total meltdown.
person #1: hey, buddy! i didn’t want no godd-mn mustard on ma’ burger!
person #2: you need to calm yer -ss down.
person #3: hit the deck! he’s mk5!
person #1: (explosion, resulting in the eatery getting leveled)
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