moab soccer

a variation of the cl-ssic game of baseketball. that is, a cross of a cross between baseball and basketball. nine innings of two teams of rusty degenerates taking turns kicking a volleyball at patio furniture arranged to resemble some sort of r-t-rded baseball field. missing a chair results in an out and catching a deflected ball with one hand results in a double play. teams are encouraged to talk trash to opponents in an attempt to break their focus with humiliation and questioning their manhood and s-xual orientation. this sport is alleged to have originated in the orange sandy desert of the moab, the godfather of this sport may smack the ball down at any point and initiate a new rule to his ever-changing liking.
bro, do you remember the last time karol won a game of moab soccer? me neither!

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