modelTini


a modeltini is a c-cktail made with clear spirits and low or no calorie fillers. a model’s secret to staying thin and enjoying herself at a party! owner of the modeltini™ trademark is ford model sh-lley goodstein.
“she drank an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, skinny minnie modeltini!”

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