Modern History
most often described as; history of the g-d’s or greatest history too ever exist. studies partaken by world renowned scientists have clinically proven that studying modern history leads to an increased sized genital although studies have also shown that you must already have an 8 inch p-n-s to be doing the subject in the first place whereas in ancient history you are not allowed to have a p-n-s so you can understand how the ancient civilizations felt, eg sparta, an alarming rate of h-m-s-xuality is also shown among students studying ancient history but studies have not yet proven whether these are natural tendencies or forced upon by the study of the subject. the department of education is lobbying to replace english as the only compulsory subject in year 12 and make it modern history as there is the belief that modern history shaped how we live today, our whole society and cultural beliefs, thus there is nothing more important to study. g-d himslef once stated in a rare appearance that without modern history the world would be no more as he would cap the worlds -ss as there would be nothing left to live for.
john:hey look at that handsome looking kid over there.
jack:yeah he is the school captain, gets all the ladies and is averaging 99.999999 in all his tests!
john:oh he must do modern history?
jack:he sure does, he does 5 units of it.
john:oh! isn’t that impossible?
jack:nothing is impossible with modern history!
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