Modern Miracle


while playing call of duty: modern warfare 2, you are getting a bl-wj-b or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)
“brother, i was playin some mad cod last night, and bertha gave me a viscious modern miracle.”

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