modernes
a club where a legendary wolfpack of 6 men shows upon a regular basis and roams around in circles to hit on every attractive woman there is. usually they are closing more numbers than everyone else in the club combined and also they are the motherf-cking gold standard. also a place where momedes the sweating black guy hangs out.
loser 1: “hey dude, let’s h-t the modernes tonight and do some whack -ss talk!” loser 2: “no man, young money will be there and take away all of our girls! let’s w-nk at home instead”
hot babe: “i so wanna go to modernes tonight…i heard julian the legend will be there” bimbo friend: “omg, totally!”
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