mofette
a mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. they normally grow in staffordshire or warrington, but have been found as far north as leeds.
a mofette is not:
an airport
a volcanic vent
a fork-lift truck
we met mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. and beer.
– a pigeon m-f-.
– a girl who acts like a mother f-cker.
– oh sh-t look at that mofette. what a f-ckin’ b-tch.
– hey, what’s up m-f-‘s and mofettes?
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