Moist Michelle


a prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty or moist v-g-n- and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person’s ear with a twisting motion while saying ‘moist mich-lle! female version of a moist michael.
that chick was puttin the moves on my man, so i gave her a moist mich-lle

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