Mojizmo
similar to the word ‘mojo’, with the meaning ‘libido’ from the austin powers movies. the words ‘mojo’ and ‘j-zz’ gives us ‘mojizmo’, which is used to describe a good energy within a man after abstaining from -j-c-l-t–n for several days. mojizmo is a power, commonly attractive to women if the man possesses great trigger discipline.
symptoms may include an increased level of confidence, courage and coolness.
also, see ‘no fap’
man 1: there’s so many chicks being into me at this party, what’s going on?!
man 2: when’s the last time you fapped?
man 1: about a week ago.
man 2: about a week ago? it’s gotta be your mojizmo!
man 1: hey, you should go talk to that cute girl in cl-ss. she really likes you.
man 2: i can’t! i lost my mojizmo to redtube last night.
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