Mojo
is a small man with a small p-n-s who lives in columbia sc and hogs up and ruins the rants and raves page on craigslist with his anger of dark skinned males with big p-n-ses who can dance and have good s-x.
a mojo is one who resembles, in every way,rush limbaugh’s secret twin brother who lives in a trailer/mobile home (not even a “double wide.”) they have been making love to their mother since the age of 10 and they only -rg-sm when a woman talks about how small and pink their p-n-s is… just like their mom used to do.
the word originally means a charm or a spell. but now its more commonly said meaning s-x appeal or talent.
“i can get any girl if i just use a bit of the old mojo”
“man, that girl has mojo!”
“g-d help me, i think i’ve lost my mojo!”
n.
1. self-confidence, self–ssuredness. as in basis for belief in ones self in a situation. esp. i context of contest or display of skill such as s-xual advances or going into battle.
2. good luck fetish / charm to bolster confidence.
3. ability to bounce back from a debilitating trauma and negative att-tude
he lost his mojo when she dumped him…
he got his mojo back now.
your s-x appeal, the magic you posses over the opposite s-x, the way you present yourself
baby, work your mojo tonight!
1- what keeps mike myers going on.
2- the one who tries to stop power puff girls from saving the day.
3- a person’s charm.
he ain’t got enough mojo to get her.
= personal magnetism
mojo will make one seem and feel s-xy, virile, appealing, invincible and in control etc.
alcohol or love usually awakes the mojo.
when ones mojo is working, it often results in flirting and heavy socializing with the opposite s-x (or whatever prefered).
i got my mojo working (but it just won’t work on you)
your cool/style essence.
“work your mojo sister”… “you got some large mojo friend”
that quality, often elusive, that sets a person apart from everyone else. the word “magic” could, almost without exception, replace “mojo” it in all of its contexts, sentences, and/or applications.
i just saw david lee roth on leno last night. he was doing old van halen songs though with a country feel … he has definitely his mojo!!
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