mojohn
an 80’s miami term used to describe a kid (roughly age 12-14) that thinks he’s more grown up than he really is. the word is a miamized translation of spanish word “mojon” which mean t-rd.
“i hate going to the mall on sat-rday night, it’s packed with mojohns that get in your face and talk mad sh-t.”
“just because yazmani is in 7th grade, he thinks he’s hard, but he’s a mojohn.”
“i can’t believe that mojohn had the b-lls to mack it to my girl.”
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