whenever your boyfriend or husband’s c-ck is soo big that you can almost feel it running up your belly towards your throat, making it feel as if an impression of his c-ck should be ran up your middle.
oh my goodness his d-ck was so big i had a mole run up to my throat!
i put my d-ck in her -ss and made a mole run up her back! it was awesome!
the act of repaying favors with… a. hookers b. friends who are given away as hookers i owe my buddy a weekend golf trip but i cant make it so i’ll just get him laid… that would be reciprost-tution
- Text Recover
when texting, an awkward attempt at using a joke to recover from a previous text in which something either stupid or awkward was said followed by no response from the reciever. (texting) ashley: omg, did you see me trip today in the hall? it was sooo embar-ssing :p mark: yeah, you looked like an idiot. […]
- text trap
when someone sends you a text message and you write them back the a second later they call you and you have to pick up the phone because they know you have your phone. i was at the movie with jacob when becca text trapped me. i texted her to let her know what we […]
- text war
a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached s-x, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with “wr […]
a group s-xual position involving seven girls and one gentleman. the position entails the man in starfish position with a one women on his face, one on each hand, one on each foot, one on his p-n-s and the other effing him with a strap on. ‘think she’ll wanna partic-p-te in the multinova?’ ‘i know […]