a particularly small male with extremely quick feet or “shox” who runs around the downtown area of your city wildly. extremely elusive, so if you catch one, stick around him or you will most likely lose him for the night. known to freak the f-ck out when smoking marijuana, call ambulances on himself when high, vomit with projectile force, take slop shows to hotel rooms for one night, then paying $75 for the room allowing for the mollard to engage in s-xual intercourse.
“dude what happened to brad last night? he ditched us for this nasty -ss girl and he was nowhere to be found all night. what a f-ckin mollard man.”

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