moltzen
slang – describes a paperweight, t-ss-r, sh-thead, stupid moron,retractor, indecisive pr-ck, soft, merkin, gutless wonder, -sshat , and anything relating to the above…
“i’m having a moltzen of a day”… “a sh-t of a day outside, was sposed to be sunny, looks like the weathers doing a moltzen” etc etc etc etc…..
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