1. to grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).
2. to manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.
that b-tch wouldn’t cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her -ss back into the kitchen!
noun: miserable feline b-tch cat who insists on being pampered and fed by the pitiful humans who give her shelter and (ant-infested) food. extremely territorial and full of immense att-tude, especially towards other females and bananas.
adverb: one who is female and possesses a m-ssive att-tude for no apparent reason and struts around like g-d’s f-ckin’ gift on earth (may be due to having six nipples).
verb: to give an att-tude and upper nose to another. to swat with claw-like nails at someone without warning or reason. to be a b-tch c-nt.
noun: momma-cat is a wh-r- b-tch.
adverb: you’re such a momma-cat wh-r- b-tch.
verb: that wh-r- is momma-catting like a b-tch.
- mong parking
excessive / unnecessary disabled parking sp-ces – often used by the morbidly obese and those with (copd) smokers lung. bl–dy mong parking – that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
- monkey five-oh
an obscure colloquism referring to the police (fuzz,pig,copper,etc.). origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to “hawaii 5-0” (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities -ssociated to low-ranking law enforcers. “…quick, turn down the music – monkey five-oh is right outside!”
a side-dish served with a chupaqueso at the popular taco bufa restaurant, as seen in the webcomic “schlock mercenary.” (www.schlockmercenary.com) literally, it means “fried monkeys.” it is likely something has been lost in the translation. would you like monosfritos with that?
- monstrous carbuncle
a hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of british national pride, probably built by a german contractor. comedy pyramid that new german-built monument of british pride is a monstrous carbuncle…
- purple dong
purple dong is an alcholic drink that has the thickness of c-m when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a p-n-s, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from minnesota. the ingredients are homemade by greg, and spencer, and by homemade we mean […]