Momma D


a female with a wide flat -ss. or like a partially deflated beach ball. also including craters (cellulite) on -ss and thighs.-this can vary from her wardrobe, momma d style clothing, or her actions such as being a hard core mom. the eskimo term for “-ss” is deq or teq, so therefore we call woman with such characteristics above “momma d’s”!
“daaang! look at that momma d right there!”
“momma d! mommmmma d!” haha..

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