mommed

a condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.
person 1: i just got a package from my mom.
person 2: awesome! what was in it?
person 1: hannah montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of barack obama’s victory as a keepsake since she remembered “that i like black people” .
person 1: oh. you got mommed.
verb, past tense of “to mom”
when a child is chastised or criticized for a probable cause by a subject, the child calls her/his mom to verbally or in some cases physically beat the living cr-p out of the subject. this subject has just been “mommed.” this technique is extremely popular among those snotty little b-st-rd prudes who play video games at wal-mart for several hours, trying the same d-mn demo and dying within ten seconds then retrying with the same result.
me: hey, you’ve been playing for the last hour and a half, could i play for a bit?
kid: mom!
mom: get the f-ck away from my child! my kid can do whatever the f-ck he wants! don’t make me sue your druggie -ss! (kick, slap, kick)
wal-mart worker: dude, that guy over there just got mommed.
other wal-mart worker: yeah, come on lets go screw over some more small businesses.
literally meaning to get owned/pwned by your mom. defined before kleenex’s get mommed campaign. unlike kleenex’s idea, to get mommed is a bad thing to happen to yourself.
guy 1: “man last night lasted forever.”
guy 2: “your parents give you sh-t?”
guy 1: “oh i got mommed hard when i got in.”
when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.
“yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me”.