mompetition
the one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. may involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.
she engaged me in mompet-tion insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.
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