Momplz
a polite version of brb, also doesn’t specify that the person is going afk.
indicates that there will be a delay in reply but the person is probably still there and able to read messages.
probably an abbreviation of “one moment please”.
equivalent to the person on the other end of a phonecall asking you to hold.
pr-nounced ‘mompulls’
momplz was used commonly on the internet but has become less common due to the popularity of other similar abbreviations.
a – hey man can you tell me what the square root of 1369 is?
b – momplz
…….
b – 37
a – took your time!
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