mom’s lasagne
the most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is -rg-sm inducing. when something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. you know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.
two friends are talking over the phone:
bridgetto: yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
anastasio: oh no spaghettio… i wish i could have made it. that sounds euphoric.
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