momsphyxiation
a feeling of light-headedness occuring after a parent (usually a mom) spends several minutes blowing on hot food to make it cool enough for a toddler to eat.
dad: “honey, why are you on the floor.”
mom: “i was getting junior some mac and cheese, but i was blowing on it to cool it off. the next thing i knew i came to on the floor.”
dad: “sounds like momsphyxiation.”
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