monday


the worst f-cking day of the week. it should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
f-ck! it’s monday..
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a word that can be used to describe a black person without insulting them with them knowing.
this word is relativley close to n-gg-r.
i f-cking hate mondays!
the reason sunday’s suck.
monday…rarely are they worth noting.
the biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
oh cr-p, tomorrow is monday!!!
another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as “cracker beating”. origin from the cliche’ saying… ‘n-body likes mondays’
man, were you at the basketball game, that mondays got hops
this party is terrifying me, too many mondays around
the beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must p-ss before reaching the hallowed ‘week’s end’.
someone or something you hate with an extreme prejudice.
i hate that f-cker tom, he’s such a f-ckin’ monday
when you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a sh-tty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.
looks like someone has a case of the mondays.

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