Mongolian Spike
the act of ramming a thumb up a female’s -n-s while she is receiving oral s-x. it is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the “shock” and therefore “pleasure” -ssociated with the climax.
dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, i gave her a mongolian spike just before she came. i thought she was going to loose her mind! she even spoke in tongues!
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