is a term of endearment. given to a fat/chubby person who has won alot of money. or has been very lucky. a london/south east term. normally used with a brash c-ckney accent.
‘jon’ ive just won 500 quid on the roulette machine. ‘alf’ you monkey cherub, ive only ever won 50 knicker
- monkey dacker
mid-atlantic vernacular for members of a fishing message board who for the most part talk alot of sh-t and dont actually fish much. refugees from “the other place”. those who quiver at the sound of “she who cannot be named”. goodgrief is the quintessential monkey dacker
- Monkey Majik
a j-panese pop/rock band from sendai consisting of two canadian brothers named maynard and blaise plant. the band has been rather successful for a band started by two forieners, and has a rising fan base out in j-pan. the line for monkey majik is: maynard:guitar/vocals blaise:guitar/vocals tax:drummer d-ck:b-ssist
when you can’t tell the difference between a black man and a hindu. tom “nindu” starchuk
- Ninja Goodbye
after s-x move. once you finished f-cking your girl and she’s getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. this would be if she’s talking too much or just getting annoying in general. after we got down she was talking too much so i have her the ninja goodbye.
a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever! belvedere sampsonite discovered he ninj-poo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had […]