monkey fisted


to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.
jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted b-tch didn’t even need gloves.
act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over.
i got $10 for a days work, i’ve been monkey fisted.

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