monkey roll
a maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.
dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. he hit the tree.
1. a football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.
2. when two buddies are each having s-x with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. guy # 1 jumps over and guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.
guy #1: man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!
guy #2: me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.
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