Monkey Slut


a p-ssword used when you don’t know who you real friends are.

when someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.
bob – “monkey sl-t”
harry “monkey sl-t”
bob “oh, i am so glad it’s you and not an imposter

harry – monkey sl-t

imposter- eh?

bob- “”she knows the p-ssword. monkey sl-t is blown!!!”
an endearing term used by a man for a girlfriend suspected of being a lesbian.
dude, she is such a monkeysl-t. i think she’s moved out west to commune with some c-rp-t m-nch-rs.
someone whose standards are so low that they’ll sh-g a monkey.
dude, look at the grenade that monkey-sl-t’s dancing with!
you know..that little sl-t that is always asking for it. little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.
d-mn dude, check that ‘monkey sl-t.’ only fifteen bucks!? yeah, she’s a little hairy, but still …

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