monkey tennis


poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad
that was f-cking monkey tennis!
to be all things rock and roll life style related. ie s-x, drugs, rock, roll, prost-tutes, p-rn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc
the monkey tennis experience, leeds based rock band are f-cking yowza!!
womens football
haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis
the holy f-cking grail
its monkey f-cking tennis what do you want a diagram you c-nt?

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