monopadice
a person who exhibits all of the following:
1.) attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn’t succeed.
2.) takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational sh-t.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.
monopadice: “i’m white yall, like rice yall!”
random dude: “yo man, you want another beer?”
monopadice: “f-ck this sh-t motherf-cker! i’m feelin’ a little irish! you wanna go motherf-cker! like i wanna f-ck some chick after that sh-t that went on with the last girl, f-ckin abortions and sh-t, what the f-ck!? what the h-ll is this sh-t the f-ckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin’ my beer after 2am! i love t-tties!”
-monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the f-ck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus-
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