Monte Wasted


formerly known as “white girl wasted”

when you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the n word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
“dude i got white girl wasted last night”

“no you didn’t. you go monte wasted!!”

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