moochflix
a movie, generally from a mail dvd distributor such as netflix, which was packaged for return, but instead borrowed or taken without the subscriber’s knowledge, watched, and then placed back in the mail less than 24 hours later, giving the appearance that the movie was just slow in returning.
note: tampering with us mail is a federal crime
robin: dude, i got a terrible movie from moochflix last night.
andy: bra, you should never get your moochflix from tim’s mailbox. all he watches are romantic comedies.
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