mood conflict
when you’re hanging out with a friend/loved one and you’re in a certain mood, looking for certain responses and you get the wrong ones cause they’re in a different mood.
eg 1
me: “heyy you! do you like my profile pic?”
my boyfriend: “hahaha, did you mean to make that face? and whats with the dumb oversize gl-sses?”
me (muttering) “bl–dy mood conflict”
eg: 2
me: “see how long my hair has grown! you likey?”
my boyfriend: “very nice baby, are you planning to grow it longer?”
me: “yea! until it reaches to below my b-tt.”
my boyfriend: “oh great, then you won’t need toilet paper.”
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