moofpoof
the best little boy to ever grace the earth. she’s really a girl but looks like a blooming little boy with cutesy wutesy freckles. has a thumb named quasimodo (aka quasi or modo)anf wants to find the pink scrunchie in the central dauphin high school parking lot. interests include emo and mooping.
“gareth, there’s two girls and a moofpoof waiting for you in the car!”
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