moonbridge
a person you try to avoid due to their social awkwardness or annoying personality. specifically, an acquaintance whose presence is unwanted, but is too nice or polite to be rejected outright.
orig. a hypothetical bridge to the moon constructed of coca-cola bottles. one end anch-r-d to the moon, the other dragging along the surface of the earth, this bridge would be something to run from.
krista is a moonbridge.
look out, here comes the moonbridge!
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