moonrocks


moonrocks caviar is arguably the strongest form of cannabis on the market. it’s a nugget of marijuana bud dipped in hash oil and kief. final product carries approximately a 50% thc rating.
yo, i just smoked these moonrocks for 420…. i feel like i’m sp-ce walking.
crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, mdma.
we ran a test kit on those moon rocks, they’re 98% pure.
a combination of molly and amphetamines. moonrocks are molly (mdma) cut with multiple amphetamines to improve the high. moonrocks usually come in crystal or rock form, and are crushed and snorted. moonrocks are sold as points, similar to molly.
“have you seen my friend molly?”

“nah, but i’ve got some moonrocks we can snort at the party.”
an alternative for b-lls, as popularized by stephen t. colbert of the colbert report
“turns out nasa didn’t have the moon rocks to put my name on that sp-ce node”
a combination of crack and heroin, usually smoked. usually low quality, black tar heroin. sometimes crack is crushed and injected with heroin, also a moonrock.
moonrocks are a poorer, less-intelligent man’s speedball.
a remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.
that woman is a f-cking moon rock, i can’t believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking sp-ces.
an std one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. essentially, your d-ck takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the f-cking moon.
man, i hooked up with that girl from burger king. too bad i didn’t wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from apollo 11, and itches h-llaciously.i think darla gave me moon rocks.

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