Moopurating
when a person decides to m-st-rb-t- while p–ping. usually done in a private restroom, but can be performed in a public one as well if desperate.
in a stroke of genius brandon decided, “this p–p feels so good i think i’ll m-st-rb-t- as well…i’ll call it moopurating!”
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