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  same as mount saint holla but with a role reversal. the man ingests lubricant whilst the woman (who wears a strap-on) takes a sh-t. the man then vomits the lube on the d-ld- and takes it up the -ss while the woman continues her dump. “my woman had a bad curry but we made the […]

• Mount Toby Day

  a leverett based holiday celebrating mount toby and all it’s splendor. there is usually a small festival on top where some long haired leaping gnomes dance naked as the sun sets. celebrated on july 10-11. this mount toby day we should merge with billy crystal day

• Tissue Hurdles

  anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus. tissue hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

• mourice

  a gay f-ggit…fool whose gana get killed yo mo ur a gay f-ggit -ss loser

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