Tissue Hurdles

anything that gets in your way as you run around searching for a tissue before your nose explodes into a fountain of mucus.
tissue hurdles include, but are not limited to: bags, mounds of laundry, doors, pets, senior citizens, tables, chairs, and invisble force fields.

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