Moptard
an irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. a moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as ‘hi peeps’ and ‘quick question’. these often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. a moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. moptards usually suffer from bad bo and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.
darren: oh look…….here comes jack to start his shift!
clara: f-ck hide, he’s a complete f-cking moptard!!
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