Morc
an aggressive, temperamental person who inhabits the bas-m-nt of the library. its diet consists solely of anabolic steroids and $2.50 long islands. will not leave the library for any reason unless it sees mario kart wii or ron paul.
i think i saw morc putting in a futon behind the bar.
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