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• Morning Bun

  the act of leaving a surprise p–pie on the adjacent pillow of your one night stand, so that they may roll over onto it or wake up next to it, and you are gone. example 1: after very bad s-x last night, bryan decided to leave his one night stand a morning bun. example 2: […]

• Morning Jew

  the most beautiful sight in the world i awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my morning jew…

• Fairclothing

  verb : to faircloth the act of a female vomiting during oral s-x, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish. friend 1: “your girlfriend is nasty!” friend 2: “say what you want, she’s a master at fairclothing!”

• SPSD

  smart phone screen deficiency the repeated occurance of accidentally calling or texting someone because the touch screen of your phone can have a mind of its own. {sender} alex: adsjhfaksjfhkaskkdsfsddddaddsjjjjjdsjjgfds {reciever} brooke: what? 🙁 {sender} alex: sorry, spsd

• spunke

  read spoonker nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or s-m-n derived from the english word “sp-nk”. sascha baron cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias brüno. you have my sp-nke all over your face, haha.

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