Mormify


mormify – to make something inappropriate suitable for mormans
haydn “i’ve had a sh-ttest day today, it was so sh-t!”

marcus “dude, i’m a morman can’t you mormify that for me?”

haydn “fine, i’ve had the worst day today, it was so bad!”

marcus “cool story bro.”

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