Mormon Masturbate
giving ones self the dutch rudder in order to avoid the guilt of blowing a load and becoming impure. this way it can be claimed you have not hammered on yourself. in the line of weird ways to avoid impurity, it is below soaking.
i was about to mormon m-st-rb-t- before p-ssing out when jane walked in and told me she was down to soak.
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